[Musical Intro]
You get up every morning
From your ‘larm clock’s warning
Take the 8:15 into the city
There’s a whistle up above
And people pushin’, people shovin’
And the girls who try to look pretty
And if your train’s on time
You can get to work by nine
And start your slaving job to get your pay
If you ever get annoyed
Look at me I’m self-employed
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It’s consistently shocking to realize that even in the year of our lord Beyonce 2022, conventionally attractive white men are exhaustively praised for doing the bare minimum. That’s what I thought about as I read Brad Pitt’s August GQ cover profile. How easy it is for him to sit there and act like he’s some cool-guy lonely-wanderer bohemian artist. He just sits and talks about art and deflects questions and poses. Read More...
The numbers are in, and I’m surprised because I thought this divorce was settled eons ago. Apparently Kelsey Grammer got a quickie divorce from Camille so he could marry his jumpoff, whom is better than all of his other wives and baby mamas in every way according to him, and then put off dealing with the financials. It was a “bifurcated” divorce in that they were granted a divorce in February, 2011 but the money part hadn’t been figured out yet. Read More...
